Olympic poker training

Wizbongre is obviously not taking the final countdown to our poker odyssey seriously enough.

"You'd think we were competing in some olympic event listening to you lot talking about training!"
14.3.2011

With this apparent lack of focus with only 2 weeks to go, I've devised a training program for everyone to stick to, to ensure we take down Vegas - Poker style - as previously discussed. This is based on Ace Jack's suggestions with some Olympic style discipline thrown in.

Every day - 24hr training schedule
5am - Wake up, eat 7 raw eggs.
5.15am - Cold shower
5.30am - Poker cash session, 6 tables
8am - run to work (cheesy chart tunes on Ipod)
12pm - eat whole chicken, and lots of brown rice
12-1pm - learn table games on internet during lunch hour
3pm - afternoon nap in stationary cupboard
5pm - run home from work (cheesy chart tunes on Ipod)
5.30-6.30pm - read poker strategy literature in the bath/on toilet
6.30pm - protein shake and more brown rice
7pm - say hi to wife
7.02pm - poker cash session, 6 tables
8-11pm - play multiple poker tournaments while drinking mojito's and woo woo's
11pm-3am - 4 hours of Rush Poker to speed up thinking while drunk
3-5am - sleep
5am - REPEAT